The joys of the caravan park shower block

Now, I've already said this park is pretty good. But it doesn't matter how great the park is, showering is a skill of balance and ingenuity to be learned along the way. First step, getting out of the Pjs while standing on a wet floor because the person before you dripped everywhere. That's not so bad. After the shower is when the fun starts. While standing on that same dripping floor that you just happened to add to, the main question is how to get your undies and shorts on without dragging a wet foot through the legs thereby making for one uncomfortable set of undies. Step one, put the towel on the bench. Next take one foot out of the thong (flip flop for you people who don't understand Aussie!), put it on the towel, dry it then manoeuvre said dry foot into the undie leg. Put said dry foot back in the wet thong, put other wet foot onto the towel, all the while holding onto your undies in one hand. Tip here? Don't stand too far away from the bench, the undies won't stretch that far. Put second dry foot into the other leg while trying not to fall over and voila! There you have it. Repeat the same steps for the shorts. The top half will take care of itself. Just another friendly tip from your ever so helpful happy camper.