Upstairs, downstairs

Yep, monsieur and I are separating. I've decided that living in the upstairs apartment come sleeping quarters in the campervan is just too claustrophobic, so I've asked for the downstairs bed to be made up for me, if you please kind monsieur. Of course, now that I'm living downstairs, I'm the hired help so I'll be up in the morning, early, cleaning out those chamber pots and making the coffee with a yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir. Happily so...