Speaking frozzi with the French man

Yes, some people speak French... some people speak Aussie - we like to call it Frozzi!!
Here, in our little Frozzi asides you can't get a glimpse of my life with the French man

pulling into the motel at Murray Bridge –

Monsieur – look at that sex

Moi – what? No red light out the front of the motel

Monsieur – that windscreen is gone....

Moi – what? silence... think.. process... windscreen?

Moi – oh yeah, all those bugs

Yes, monsieur was noticing that the windscreen was covered in insects (not sex)... no soapy stuff in the windscreen washers and we just had a kind of bug smear thing happening

so... no sex after all